Encore of Revival: America, July 3, 2017

Since when was WWE considered violence? Perhaps CNN has rightly earned the slur “Fraud News” AKA “FNN” since the scripted, choreographed events from “World Wrestling” TV programming are now taken as legitimate “violence”. The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press condemned Trump’s “violence”, but not WWE’s.

So, this is our world today, where “World Wrestling” is for real. WWE, renamed from WWF, is taken seriously by by the RCFP, and CNN is renamed FNN by the POTUS. How dare he! Someone call the Rock and get revenge!

Ironically, the mod video Trump Tweeted is from Trump himself pretending to beat up his billionaire buddy, WWE Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon, in a head-shave dare. In the match on WrestleMania, the official wrestlers beat up the referees as the two referees beat up each other; Trump won the dare and the WWE Chairman got his head shaved by one of the wrestlers and, of course, Donald Trump. They even used shaving cream and “Bic-ed it“.

Holman Jenkins, Jr. and Rush Limbaugh weighed in on Russianewsgategate this week. The developing theory thus far is that the Russians made a rouse by rousing that there was a rouse; accordingly and as if on cue, the at-the-time internationally viewed-as-pansy White House, along with at-the-time and on-record tech illiterate FBI Director Comey, took the bait and ran to “-itch slap” the Russians. So, that was the “Russian hack”—a rumor made by the Russians that there was a Russian hack made paranoid powers self-destruct. As Staples™ said, “That was easy.”

The “rouse rouse” tactic was also employed by Talleyrand and Fouché to bring down the paranoid French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. They simply started a rumor that they were plotting against the emperor and that was all there was to it. Napoleon freaked-out and did himself in, just as did the previous White House administration, with a little “encouragement” from the Russians and WWE Hall of Fame Superstar Donald J. Trump.

Believe it, many people take WWE videos seriously. This week, the press joined those “serious” WWE fans and took Trump’s video seriously. Since CNN and WWE are now considered equally “serious”, we ought consider Special Prosecutor Former FBI Director Robert Mueller as the referee who took over and then got his lights knocked out in the ring after the other referee, Former FBI Director James Comey, got his lights knocked out in the ring in a replay match, only this time, CNN gets its head shaved. And, just as before, Trump is piling on the shaving cream.

Now, serious questions remain about the appointment of a special prosecutor. It was a rouse rouse. What’s the point? So the developing theory goes, the only purpose of a special prosecutor is to help Russianewsgategate cover its WWE-sized fanny. While Limbaugh and Jenkins theorize that Mueller will come up with his own version of a “magic bullet theory” so that the imploding Washington establishment can evacuate the building they set afire, that won’t be all, folks; expect more.

Mark these words: A lieutenant/deputy -sized head will roll and that head will be just as innocent as it is painted, bribed, and blackmailed to look guilty, all to save the cause. That’s how the choreography works, after all. Believe it, many people will believe it.

Everything Else

California to list glyphosate as cancer-causing; Monsanto vows fight | Yahoo – Reuters

Bacteria Are Eating Most Of The 2010 BP Oil Spill | Daily Caller

BREAKING United plane’s engine catches fire during landing at Denver Airport | Air Live

Everything President Trump has tweeted (and what it was about) | LA Times

Russianewsgategate: FBI

Expect a Coverup | WSJ – Holman W. Jenkins, Jr.

WSJ: Did the Russians Trick James Comey? | Rush Limbaugh

Russian Election Meddling: Expect a Coverup, No Matter What Side of Political Aisle | Fox News

Obama’s secret struggle to punish Russia for Putin’s election assault | WA Post (referenced by Jenkins)

Russianewsgategate: CNN

Three CNN Employees Resign Over Retracted Story on Russia Ties | The Wrap

Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article | CNN

Jeff Zucker: Viewers trust CNN ‘more than ever’ | Page Six

WWCNNFECW vs Trump

In tweeted video, Trump knocks down, beats up ‘CNN’ | Yahoo – AFP

Media Horrified After Trump Tweets Video Body-Slamming CNN | Daily Caller

Reporters Committee condemns President Trump’s statement of violence against the press | RCFP

Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga – Battle of the Billionaires Match: WrestleMania 23 | WWE (Video)

SCOTUS

Supreme Court allows parts of travel ban to take effect | CNN

SCOTUS “Mostly” Reinstates Trump Travel Ban; Schedules October Hearing | Zero Hedge

Bona Dude | Urban Dictionary

Obama Cult Implosion

Feds looking into Bernie Sanders, wife over real estate deal | AP

Napolitano: Fmr. Attorney General Lynch Could Face 5-10 Years in Prison | InfoWars